Fat Pizza / Fat Pizza Uncensored (DVD)
$10.95
Sale price
$10.95
Regular price
Skip to product information
1 left
🔴 Condition - Very Good 🔴
FAT PIZZA
Fat Pizza follows on from the popular SBS television series, Pizza. The film takes place over a twenty-four hour period and during this time, there are lots of things happening at the Fat Pizza store. Bobo (Johnny Boxer) the head pizza chef has hired a new guy, Davo Dinkum (Jabba) and it's up to Pauly (Paul Fenech) to educate him, because pizza delivery can be a dangerous business. Rule 1, don't go into anyone's house. Rule 2, get a fake licence from Habib, and Rule 3, steer clear of Bobo when he pulls out the chainsaw.
Bobo is somewhat distracted as he's just bought himself a mail order bride called Lin Chow (Tuyen Le) off the internet. During the course of the day, she and a group of refugees arrive at his mother's house. Sleek the Elite (Paul Nakad), a Lebanese rapper is doing his best to avoid the fat chicks who keep stalking him, but eventually they get their revenge. He's also wanted by three different crime families who are angry that he's been sleeping with their daughters and posting videos of them on the internet, thanks to Habib (Tahir Bilgic) and his trusty video camera.
During the day Pauly also manages to start a war with the Ronnie McDoggle hamburger chain, Davo manages to piss off a biker gang by accidentally blowing up their speed lab, and a fastidious health inspector (Elliot Gould) comes to check out the Fat Pizza store, preventing Bobo from attending his own bachelor party.
The film also stars Rob Shehadie as Rocky, Maria Venuti as Bobo's Mama, Annalise Braakensiek as fitness model Claudia Macpherson, Mario Fenech as Uncle Shiba, Tim Ferguson as magician David Cockerfield, Kamahl as the manager of the competition, Phat Pizza, and Merv Hughes as a serial killer called Ivan. There are also cameos by Jeff Fenech, Bernard King, Red Symonds, Angry Anderson and Shane Porteous.
FAT PIZZA UNCENSORED
'Too rude for TV. Too raunchy for the movies. Too horny for Bobo's mamma. It's Fat Pizza Uncensored, you stooge! Hit the road with Pauly, Bobo, Rocky and Habib as they travel across Australia looking for some filthy, freaky action in this exclusive, never-before-seen DVD. It's fully sick, mate.'
Fat Pizza Uncensored has an almost magazine-style, interview-based, cinema verite presentation, and includes various sections. They roughly divide into four: Summernats, Schoolies, Strippers, and Mini-Pizzas.
Summernats runs for approximately 25 minutes, the bulk of which is a segment titled Over the Line at Summernats (10:21), but there are 10 segments in all. The various segments contain footage of the burnouts at this annual Canberra street-car event . Pauly (Paul Fenech) and Habib (Tahir Bilgic) provide narration, and interview a number of the participants. A few topless girls, and an interview with the gorgeous Miss Summernats, are also thrown in for good measure.
Schoolies is perhaps the most joyously irresponsible of the sections, and it runs for about 20 minutes. Schoolies Week is well known phenomenon where, (usually) in late November, hordes of school leavers descend on the Gold Coast for a week of under-age binge drinking, free love, and unrestrained partying. While there are three segments within this section of the DVD, Schoolies Mate - I Love It, is the main one, running for about 19 minutes. Here Pauly and Habib wander around Surfers Paradise with a camera crew, capturing footage from the streets, clubs, and parties. We see teenage drinking games (with teenage vomiting), flashing teen-girls, and plenty of 'hot chicks pashing' each other. Some of the faces have been pixilated, as they are obviously under-age.
Strippers is shot in Showgirls Bar 20 in Melbourne and runs for approximately 26 minutes. Pauly, Habib, and Rocky review all the action inside, which includes them visiting the pole dancing stage, the fetish rooms, the shower-rooms, and having a lap-dance. There are 13 segments contained in this section of the DVD, and many of them contain the performances of individual strippers, and those girls working . . . errr . . . as a team.
Mini Pizzas runs for about 34 minutes in total, and contains 8 segments, including Fenech's three original short films, Pizza Man, Hero! and Dangerous Pizza. There is also the History of Pizza, which is a rather irreverent (and completely unfactual) look at pizza through the ages. Nothing here is sacred, and these costume-drama shorts include 'Jesus', 'the fully sickest son of God', getting crucified with a nail gun, and 'Don Bradman' getting beaten up in a public toilet.
Fat Pizza / Fat Pizza Uncensored (DVD)
SKU: 25017
$10.95
Sale price
$10.95
Regular price
About This Item
🔴 Condition - Very Good 🔴
FAT PIZZA
Fat Pizza follows on from the popular SBS television series, Pizza. The film takes place over a twenty-four hour period and during this time, there are lots of things happening at the Fat Pizza store. Bobo (Johnny Boxer) the head pizza chef has hired a new guy, Davo Dinkum (Jabba) and it's up to Pauly (Paul Fenech) to educate him, because pizza delivery can be a dangerous business. Rule 1, don't go into anyone's house. Rule 2, get a fake licence from Habib, and Rule 3, steer clear of Bobo when he pulls out the chainsaw.
Bobo is somewhat distracted as he's just bought himself a mail order bride called Lin Chow (Tuyen Le) off the internet. During the course of the day, she and a group of refugees arrive at his mother's house. Sleek the Elite (Paul Nakad), a Lebanese rapper is doing his best to avoid the fat chicks who keep stalking him, but eventually they get their revenge. He's also wanted by three different crime families who are angry that he's been sleeping with their daughters and posting videos of them on the internet, thanks to Habib (Tahir Bilgic) and his trusty video camera.
During the day Pauly also manages to start a war with the Ronnie McDoggle hamburger chain, Davo manages to piss off a biker gang by accidentally blowing up their speed lab, and a fastidious health inspector (Elliot Gould) comes to check out the Fat Pizza store, preventing Bobo from attending his own bachelor party.
The film also stars Rob Shehadie as Rocky, Maria Venuti as Bobo's Mama, Annalise Braakensiek as fitness model Claudia Macpherson, Mario Fenech as Uncle Shiba, Tim Ferguson as magician David Cockerfield, Kamahl as the manager of the competition, Phat Pizza, and Merv Hughes as a serial killer called Ivan. There are also cameos by Jeff Fenech, Bernard King, Red Symonds, Angry Anderson and Shane Porteous.
FAT PIZZA UNCENSORED
'Too rude for TV. Too raunchy for the movies. Too horny for Bobo's mamma. It's Fat Pizza Uncensored, you stooge! Hit the road with Pauly, Bobo, Rocky and Habib as they travel across Australia looking for some filthy, freaky action in this exclusive, never-before-seen DVD. It's fully sick, mate.'
Fat Pizza Uncensored has an almost magazine-style, interview-based, cinema verite presentation, and includes various sections. They roughly divide into four: Summernats, Schoolies, Strippers, and Mini-Pizzas.
Summernats runs for approximately 25 minutes, the bulk of which is a segment titled Over the Line at Summernats (10:21), but there are 10 segments in all. The various segments contain footage of the burnouts at this annual Canberra street-car event . Pauly (Paul Fenech) and Habib (Tahir Bilgic) provide narration, and interview a number of the participants. A few topless girls, and an interview with the gorgeous Miss Summernats, are also thrown in for good measure.
Schoolies is perhaps the most joyously irresponsible of the sections, and it runs for about 20 minutes. Schoolies Week is well known phenomenon where, (usually) in late November, hordes of school leavers descend on the Gold Coast for a week of under-age binge drinking, free love, and unrestrained partying. While there are three segments within this section of the DVD, Schoolies Mate - I Love It, is the main one, running for about 19 minutes. Here Pauly and Habib wander around Surfers Paradise with a camera crew, capturing footage from the streets, clubs, and parties. We see teenage drinking games (with teenage vomiting), flashing teen-girls, and plenty of 'hot chicks pashing' each other. Some of the faces have been pixilated, as they are obviously under-age.
Strippers is shot in Showgirls Bar 20 in Melbourne and runs for approximately 26 minutes. Pauly, Habib, and Rocky review all the action inside, which includes them visiting the pole dancing stage, the fetish rooms, the shower-rooms, and having a lap-dance. There are 13 segments contained in this section of the DVD, and many of them contain the performances of individual strippers, and those girls working . . . errr . . . as a team.
Mini Pizzas runs for about 34 minutes in total, and contains 8 segments, including Fenech's three original short films, Pizza Man, Hero! and Dangerous Pizza. There is also the History of Pizza, which is a rather irreverent (and completely unfactual) look at pizza through the ages. Nothing here is sacred, and these costume-drama shorts include 'Jesus', 'the fully sickest son of God', getting crucified with a nail gun, and 'Don Bradman' getting beaten up in a public toilet.